Valley View Freewill Baptist Church
"We love Him, because He first loved us." 1 John 4:19
|May 18th||- **To Be Announced**|
|29th||- Brother Kieth Dotson|
* Topic: Family Structure
This Sunday's Bit O' Laughter (April 13th, Palm Sunday)
Craig inquired as to what they were for.
'People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by,' his father responded.
'Wouldn't you just know it?' Craig complained, 'the one Sunday I don't go and he shows up.'
-- EASTER STORIES!
**Maria Told Her Mother Gladly
Maria came home from Sunday School on Palm Sunday and told her mother that she had learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.
It took her mother a while before she realised that the hymn Maria had been singing was really: "Gladly The Cross I'd Bear."
**A New Twist on Lot's tale
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.'
His son asked, 'What happened to the flea?'
**A Prayer for Easter SundayChristian Easter Jokes
Young Ernie and his family were invited to have Easter Sunday lunch at his grandmother's house in Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona. USA. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Ernie received his plate he started eating straight away.
'Ernie, wait until we say grace,' demanded his father.
'I don't have to,' the five year old replied.
'Of course you do, Ernest,' his mother insisted rather forcefully. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.'
'That's at our house,' Ernie explained, 'but this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook.'
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